“Who are you, what is this, and why should I subscribe?”

Hello, I’m David Zucker.

I’m a writer, performer, live comedy enthusiast, and process improvement consultant who specializes in growing, mobilizing, and monetizing online audiences.

After my first client, Norwegian clown Viggo Venn, improbably won Britain’s Got Talent (and £250,000) last year – in part because we grew his TikTok from 0 to 600,000 followers in 60 days – I quit my data analyst job at TikTok Inc. to start my own business.

While my initial client base was an international roster of comedians, I have since expanded my scope. I now work with individuals and companies within the entertainment, sports, technology, financial services, and real estate sectors on reaching the right audience with their marketing efforts.

As my book of business has grown, I’ve noticed that most people giving away free advice on digital marketing and organic social media growth are, frankly, full of shit.

So I’ve built this platform to share my perspective, in the hopes of demystifying ~the algorithm~ for anyone with a great product, but no plan in place to market it.

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While there may be occasional detours into media literacy, accessibility, or comedy festival guides, you can generally expect data-driven articles like these ones:

Other ventures include producing and performing in the late-night variety show Stamptown, and trying to be funny / interesting for my 50,000 followers across my TikTok and Instagram, where I’ve racked up 100+ million organic views on my videos.

I also happen to have oculocutaneous albinism (OCA2), a rare genetic disorder which renders me legally blind.

In addition to reduced pigment in my skin, hair and eyes, having albinism means I have extreme light sensitivity (photophobia), involuntary eye movement (nystagmus), color blindness, and lack depth perception.

This condition offers me a unique viewpoint on marketing, comedy, and everything in between.

It’s also why there may be a typo or two in every piece, and why I wear the shades:

“So an American and a Norwegian walk into the Royal Variety Show…” Me (left) and Viggo Venn (right), moments before Viggo performed in front of the Royal Family of England last Winter. In addition to a tax-free, £250,000 cash prize, the winner of Britain’s Got Talent is given the opportunity to perform on the annual, ‘Royal Variety Performance’, a star-studded, charity event at one of the world’s most iconic venues, Royal Albert Hall. Put another way, Viggo was quite literally the first clown to perform for His Highness in hundreds of years. The event is not only one of the most televised programs in the UK, but the entire Commonwealth. How a half-blind, Jewish kid from Illinois and a traveling clown from Norway stumbled into a Green Room with Cher, Rick Astley, Simon Cowell, and Derren Brown, I’ll never know. (‘Low-Vis and Hi-Vis’, Dec. 2023)

If this all sounds intriguing, and not too self-involved, I’d love to have you subscribed.

I’ll only reach out when I have something interesting to share, I promise.

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NYC 📍 I use this space to share thoughts on how to grow, mobilize, and monetize online audiences. I'm a former TikTok analyst, current digital marketing strategist, live comedy enthusiast, person with albinism, and three-point specialist.